Kim Couture will probably fight by the end of 2009

Let me take this moment to reiterate why Kim Couture is one of the rawest chicks to ever step inside a cage. In her debut fight back in 2008 she stepped in the cage with Kim Rose who managed to break Couture’s jaw in only a few seconds. Instead of calling the fight off like normal people, she continues to battle it out for the remaining fifteen minutes. Her DNA must be spliced with a Thundercat. Kim Couture is hot. I just wanted to state the blatantly obvious. She’s some type of angelic…angel that descended from MMA heaven to hot up my TV every time she fights. Now it looks like we can all expect Kim Couture to rumble by the end of this year and maybe even do a little Japanese celebrity cameo:

“I’m aggressively pursuing [a fight]. I talked to Coker this last weekend, and we’re just waiting to see what Showtime wants to do. I just wanted him to know that I’m ready. I’m in there training hard, and I’m in shape and ready to go. I could fight next weekend if I had to. It’s kind of up to Coker and Strikeforce and whatever they have on their agenda. I’m sort of at their mercy, but I’m ready.”

“I’d like to fight twice before the end of the year. Hopefully they can squeeze me in, or I’ve also got an offer to go fight in Japan. If that opportunity pulls through then I could be over there in December. It would be nice to have one with Strikeforce first and then go over to Japan in December.”

Kim Couture is also single, yet she still refuses to give up her last name which she will probably use a forcefield to keep guys like you away. I’m sorry, not like you…the other guy read this. The guy with the Tyra Banks poster that’s been hanging up in his room for eight years. That guy. [Source]


Published on August 21, 2009 at 1:12 pm
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