Kampmann lets the world know Christmas is over

It’s hard not to root for a guy that has a porn star backing him. Throughout tonight, your boy War Machine continued to twitter about Martin Kampmann while telling an array of fellow twitters to ‘kill their self’. That’s deep.

Before UFC 103, It’s arguable that Martin Kampmann really only lost one fight in his career which was against Nate Marquardt by TKO via punches. His other ‘lost’ was against Andrei Semenov in M-1 Global. The fight had to be stopped because of a ‘cut’ which is sort of a garbage reason to stop anything. A cut never stopped me from waking up when my functional alcoholic neighbor starts screaming at the guy below me because his Nissan Sentra was ‘too yellow’. I’m not even making that up.

Tonight, Martin Kampman issued a message to the Hallmark headquarters that Christmas is officially over. He managed to submit Jacob ‘Christmas’ Volkmann late in the first round with an anaconda choke while rocking shorts that had GunsAmerica.com on his butt. Props to Martin on his W.

Published on January 3, 2010 at 5:45 am
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