Despite being the next best thing since DVR, just know that if Bones Jones catches you smoking marijuana, he will turn you into the authorities. That’s a deal breaker for some. Well, replace ‘some’ with ‘Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo’. Jon Jones is also an avid fan of ‘Angry Johny‘ by Poe which sort of makes up for the fact that he could have never partied with my roommates at the University of Arizona. Scientists should harness the power of Bones Jones’ elbows and do something productive like — fuel the entire nation of Indonesia or have a really cool pyrotechnic show at some monster truck rally in Arkansas. Alternatively, you can use it to break every bone in Brandon Vera’s face. There are very few things that exist on this earth that are worse than being ground and pounded by Jon Bones Jones and one of those things is to wake-up one morning only to discover that you drunkenly signed a contract to fight Anderson Silva. There would be absolutely no preparation nor training, you would just be thrown in a cage with the greatest fight on the planet — and hundreds of thousands of people would be watching your demise. If this same scenario happened to Bones Jones, he would most likely give Anderson a hug and ask for his autograph prior to fighting The Spider. We caught up with Jon Jones this week to get his take on Anderson Silva, and here’s what he said.
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