Ishida’s ear looks like a dead or dying exotic fruit

If my old french roommate was writing this article, he probably would start with ‘This is the ear that belongs to Mitsuhiro Ishida’. See, that’s why France will never be a global economic force. You can’t take over the world with sentences like that. You have to start off with something like ‘If you were to surgically slice Ishida’s ear, the meaning of life may drip out’. On a completely unrelated note, am I the only person that is furious that Fruitopia has quietly been erased from the face of the planet and no one even knew? That was like the Fedor Emelianenko of moderately cheap fruit juice back in the 90s. Now all we have left is the contents of Mitsuhiro Ishida’s cauliflower ear. Drink up and props to Daniel Hebertson for the find. [Source]

 

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