Kaiyana Rain already grabbed the gold medal at the ‘2012 Greatest First/Last Name Combination’ contest. You can withdraw your entry form this year. Don’t forget, there’s always next year to apply to win. That is, only if Waachim Spiritwolf doesn’t have a kid — then you’re pretty much losing that year too. Basically what we’re trying to tell you is if your name doesn’t sound like an unlockable character from Killer Instinct, then you’re going to lose every year from now until the sun kills the earth (or the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse, whichever comes first).
Kings MMA is host to Kaiyana Rain, which is ironic since it is impossible for her to be considered a king. She could train at Queens MMA, but as far as we know, Bloodstain Lane is in charge of that gym — and it involves an innumerable supply of ‘two-pieces’ directly to the jaw, without any sides. I’m sure you’ve never heard of Kaiyana Rain before. It’s cool, you don’t have to lie to impress us. Now that we caught up with Kaiyana a few days ago after her successful title fight against Jordan Gaza, you should have every available cliff note you need regarding the upcoming fighter.
