If MMA had a National Enquirer, this is what it would look like…

From the streets of Rome to the canals of Italy, this is how I would open up an article if my body was inhabited with the soul of Robin Leach. ‘Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous’ taught me that in order to be taken serious by the overly wealthy, one must hold up a champagne glass while wearing a floral vest. It’s just one of those cultural norms that must be adhered to if you would like to associate yourself with people that buy golden plated Mercedes Benz AMGs. If you’re not from America and are unfamiliar with Robin Leach, then I can assure you it was an unnecessary reference (but awesome nonetheless). This morning I got an email from Masato Toys telling me about some MMA National Enquirer newspaper he manifested over the weekend. Initially, I was unsure as to whether it made the cut to be on the front page of MiddleEasy, however after a brief mental battle with myself, I’ve decided to let the MiddleEasy readers decide if this creation is indeed ‘Baller’ or ‘Buster.’

Published on February 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm
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