Sometimes when it’s Saturday night and I know half of you will not read this until Sunday morning, I like to start off an article with a bunch of insignificant stuff. Like this past week I’ve been slumbering in a sleeping bag. It’s really cozy inside. Now I know how beans and rice feel when they’re wrapped up in a burrito. If you look at science, a tortilla is just a sleeping bag for beans and rice. See, in order to get to the rest of the article you have to read about how a sleeping bag is a human tortilla. I had to force that thought on you before I show you this illustration by our bud Kyle Hasse of Vince McMahon vs. Dana White inside the WWE ring. Non-sequitur introductions to MMA content is a norm at MiddleEasy. Enjoy.