So it looks like my time to depart from [insert location here] to [insert location here] has finally arrived. I will be traveling 1,300 miles from one coast of America to the next in a small car that looks like a metallic egg. I’ve planned my trip to sleep on four sofas in four strategically placed states across the country. Whenever I make a stop, I’ll update the site and I’ll only travel at night like Blade. Unlike Blade, I won’t be killing vampires on my roadtrip nor will I be forced to star in a third movie that ruins the franchise. I’ll try my best to keep the site up to date during the trip so until then…God speed, and party on.
