Hey, listen to Josh Barnett Conquers The World Episode 2 right now, okay?

A fighter going on his own podcast to respond to another fighter’s call-out is the most 2014 thing a fighter can do besides tweeting to Dana White that he/she is hungry for a title shot. Granted, not everyone is Josh Barnett. The Warmaster can get away with this because, well, he’s the Warmaster. Of course I would rather see Josh Barnett back lit by a moat of burning bones collected by Josh’s army of demons. Holding up a 2-handed broadsword with a single powerful arm, Josh Barnett would plunge his sword into the earth, cutting open a great gash that would spew forth black blood that would spell out, “fight me, Bigfoot, but first let’s work out contracts and logistics. I’ll talk to my manager and then have him get in touch with your representation!”

By the time Barnett is done with his dark ceremony, the news has broken that Bigfoot will fight Andrei Arlovski in September. 

Oh well, it’s still worth a listen. Put it on in the background while you scrape the charred flesh from your grill in preparation of a new meal.

Published on July 4, 2014 at 4:56 pm
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