FXX is a channel that you probably get, but don’t know that you get. Sort of like Fox Sports 1, but instead of watching random Inside NASCAR and SportsCenter ripoffs, you can watch a shitload of re-runs of Parks and Rec. I’m assuming the extra X is to signify that it’s a channel for some of FX’s more mature (lewd) programming. I just don’t know. It’s kind of like all those random new flavors of Mt. Dew. Why do they exist? Who is drinking them?
Today is the most important day in FXX’s broadcasting history, because today is a day of days, because today is the day that they began their multiple day marathon of The Simpsons. Today is a day unlike any other day. This isn’t any regular old marathon, FXX is showing EVERY, that’s right, EVERY Simpsons episode EVER. Today. It all starts Today. So tune in right now, and veg out for the next couple of days, because after so many days FXX will have reached the point in the Simpsons where the show just stopped having it, and became comically unfunny. A shell of what it used to be. On that day, you can stop watching the #EverySimpsonsEver, for today you must watch.