A night or two ago, Orlando Bloom threw a weak punch in the general direction of Justin Bieber’s dome in what will go down as the worst Street MMA ever. Actually, it wasn’t even Street MMA. It was a GSP-level pampered dude throwing a pinkie-led punch at the temple of another dude who’s even more pampered than GSP. That’s why we didn’t run it. We don’t need to talk about Bieber, he already gets enough attention (or attn. if you’re in a hurry).
But now Forrest Griffin is offering to train Orlando Bloom, so we can’t ignore this any longer. Will this lead to a series of training videos featuring Forrest screaming at the top of his lungs for Orlando to, ‘unleash the animal‘? Probably not, but if it did, we’d feature them on MiddleEasy.com. Especially if Floyd Mayweather trains the Biebs or however you spell his name.
Griffin offered this elven olive branch to Orlando through TMZ:
“He threw a weak-ass punch!”
“He can come to Vegas anytime to train with me. If they ever fight again, I can show him some moves so he can win.”
“But I gotta warn Orlando … I think Floyd Mayweather Jr. is gonna train Bieber — and that guy’s a monster.”
Here’s the ‘punch’ if you care.