When I think of super heavyweights, my mind wanders through Monday mornings at Roscoes Chicken & Waffles where a voluptuous crowd of regulars start each week with a 2500 calorie plate of greasy goodness covered in syrup. Zeus once shared an earth-shattering epiphany that waffles are made up of little hotels rooms for syrup. Since then, whenever having waffles I meticulously make sure there are no vacancies before violently consuming the entire hotel, Godzilla style. Afterwards, bits and pieces of the fried chicken rain down upon the metaphorical hotel rubble like some sort of nuclear fallout. Once I reach for a moist towelette and conclude my breakfast, I realize my entire morning was just one big carbohydrate induced hallucination. Check out this clip of Jared Carle, a super heavyweight who spent more time at the jiu-jitsu academy than the local Waffle House. Dude was able lock up a textbook flying triangle, earning him a solid W this past Saturday. [Source]
