The ‘Black on Black’ crime Rampage Jackson promised us after his dominating performance over Keith ‘Technoviking‘ Jardine is going to have to wait a little longer. It looks like Rampage Jackson’s prior obligation to play B.A. Baracus (Mr. T!) on the upcoming remake of The A-Team has destroyed the Evans vs. Jackson match that we’ve been drooling over for months now. Actually it’s done a little more than destroy our hopes. It packed a white van full of dynamite and drove it directly into our dreams as John ‘Hannibal’ Smith sparked a cigar and watched the aftermath. Liam Neleon is going to reprise the role of Hannibal in the remake. My Daewoo Lanos is going to play the role of ‘The A-Team Van’.
So it looks like the TUF 10 finale is going to end without the fight we were all promised. I guess we might as well as well get hyped for the movie. It’s directed by someone named Joe Carnahan who’s first film was titled ‘Blood, Guts, Bullets and Octane‘. Sounds like a romantic comedy. After ‘The A-Team’, Carnahan is scheduled to direct something called ‘Bunny Lake Is Missing‘. We suggest you listen to MMAscrapsradio.com tomorrow as they will be discussing other ways in which civilization has collapsed. [Source]