I received this picture from an anonymous source…who happens to have an extreme obsession with melons. This picture was filed under ‘W’ in his melon image cabinet. ‘W’ for ‘why the hell do I have a cabinet of melon pictures’. Technically, every melon should reside in that folder. I don’t know anyone that keeps melon pictures on file, aside from the guy who sent this picture to me. Dude probably has a ‘Melon Organizer Survival Kit’ somewhere in his place. A ‘Melon Organizer Survival Kit’ is a refrigerator or maybe a sharp knife and a bunch of friends who are hungry.
Check out the only picture that exists on the internet of Kenny Florian holding a melon while Erin Toughill smashes it with her elbow. It’s a one-of-a-kind that has never been seen before, like a six-legged deer.
