I had to put ‘bird’ at the end of the title to let everyone know that I’m talking about the large flightless bird and not the dude you see behind the cash register at Spencer’s with the ‘these cuts on my arm are symbolic of me rebelling against society’ attitude. That’s a really long, grammatically correct sentence. I’m proud of that and if technology created a way for me to hang it up on my wall, I would do so. If you were to come over to my house, I would place it in a conveniently accessible area with neon arrows pointing to it. Thousands of years from now when archeologists uncover the ruins of my studio apartment, they will find that sentence and write about it in some scientific book no one will ever read. That’s my legacy.
Check out this video of some dude submitting an emu with a triangle choke. It’s pretty great, but not as great as that long grammatically correct sentence you just read. Props to the UG for the tip.
