Besides having a mustache made of a unique combination of adamantium and the tears of the unborn, Don Frye is a pretty witty dude when it comes to making Pakistan/Israel jokes. If you were to take every soldier in the Normandy invasion and stuff them in some type of futuristic testosterone extraction machine, the end result would be Don Frye (and his mustache). In an interview with MMAJunkie Radio, Frye let the world know that he’s getting tired of older ex-athletes jumping into the shark tank that is MMA.
“I tell you what: Anybody who fights an [expletive] like James Toney or Herschel Walker or Jose Canseco or any of them other [expletives] that come into our sport at their age should be required to take them down and break as many bones as possible on them and keep them crippled for six-to-eight weeks. I’d break both their [expletive] arms so they’d have to hire somebody to wipe their ass for the next six-to-eight weeks. It should be a requirement.”
“That’s why nobody respects this sport, and it’s just a circus act right now. They have these morons come in at the age they should be sitting in the retirement home, and they walk in and get a high-dollar fight.”
Imagine that. Don Frye meets you at the gates of MMA heaven just to give your a mandatory broken arm. That’s an image that needs to be photoshoped in the immediate future. [Source]