I just ate a jar full of cherries before I realized that I could have made a cherry pie. Damn, my friends would have been impressed if I baked a cherry pie with those things. Thankfully, my friends have pretty low expectations so they’ll just be impressed that I ate an entire jar full of cherries. As of right now, it’s the greatest accomplishment that I can personally take claim to today. Granted, it’s nothing like LayzieTheSavage getting a one-on-one interview with UFC boss Dana White today in Los Angeles.
Sure I’m still proud with my ability to eat an entire jar of cherries, but I’m even more impressed that Dana White actually answered all the questions we threw at him just a few hours ago. Unfortunately, we didn’t get your Justin Bieber one in there. Sorry, folks. Maybe next time.