Good news, I visited Hong Kong before Dana White. Bad news, there’s not a giant autonomous Bruce Lee robot that greets you the moment you enter the city. Lost opportunity from the Chinese Board of Tourism. If Coachella can produce a holographic Tupac, the least China can do is give us Bruce Lee in the form of a black and yellow tracksuit-wearing cyborg. Oh wait, they already did that.
Dana White is a multi-millionare and he’s just visiting Hong Kong. When I stepped foot in the country, I had $60 in my pocket and an iPod that had nothing but Bread and Rare Earth on it. In some social circles that makes me far more significant than Dana, but unfortunately I can’t find where those social circles are located.
If you feel like watching Dana White geek out about Hong Kong, then watch this video. If you don’t want to see Dana White geek out about Hong Kong, then die. Alright, take it easy — we’re all going to die, but before you do so, you should probably watch this clip compliments of MMA-in-Asia.