When I meet General Tso, I’m going to tell him thank you for all the years of his wonderful chicken. That’s a well fed army, an army that I can believe in. If General Tso was Canadian, he would be known for his poutine — and a lot of people would ignorantly question the origin of his last name. For those that are unfamiliar with the Canadian delicacy known as poutine, essentially it’s filth served in an aluminum plate, drenched in gravy. What I’m trying to say is that it’s the greatest thing one could ever eat at 3:15 am. I’m sure if I make it to Toronto for UFC 129, I will indulge in my fair share of curdled cheese and fries, but in the meantime everyone should check out the complete second half of UFC Primetime: St. Pierre vs. Shields. [Source]