We used to live in a time in which Matt Mitrione could affectionately be referred to as ‘Meathead’ and no one would look at you in a strange way or steal your wallet when you turn your head. Now we reside in an age in which people will steal your wallet, regardless of what angle your head is titled and ‘looking at someone in a strange way’ is the new ‘not looking at someone in a strange way.’ In this world, we can no longer refer to Mitrione as ‘Meathead.’ The FCC won’t allow us to repeat his nickname because they believe it refers to the phallic part of a male’s anatomy, and not what Rashad Evan’s intended it to be — a dig at Mitrione’s behavior and temperament.
None of that was true, by the way. I made it all up in an attempt to hijack your reality. To make it up to you, I’ll present this video of Mark Munoz and Matt Mitrione going bananas at UFC 140 when Frank Mir submitted Big Nog. See, now we’re even Steven. If your name is Steve, than we’re too even — and I’m uncomfortable with that.