Hey, it’s 2014, Cain. Whatever you’re into, we here at MiddleEasy are behind you with hearts full of sincere wishes and luck-filled thoughts. You are arguably the baddest man on the face of earth, and believe us, we know about getting addicted to ‘off the grid’ games.
There was a weird period in my life around 2004 where my off time consisted of buying quality whiskey and creating an intricate fruit trading economy via memory card swapping in Animal Crossing.
No one ever questioned Nook’s monopoly, but then, we didn’t need to when we traveled through time in an effort to disrupt the stalk market. I miss **** city. I also named my cities in a really immature manner.
Huh? What? NES cartridge Feng shui? Here’s Cain Velasquez’s interesting tweet from earlier today:
Barbie Makeup Appfgfh pic.twitter.com/1K6SyjF3Dz
— Cain Velasquez (@cainmma) February 8, 2014
