Brock Lesnar went from a brutal, aggressive, territorial monster to — a brutal, aggressive, territorial monster whose intestine was leaking into his stomach. Yeah, intenstine leaking into his friggin stomach. Apparently, ever since Brock entered the MMA world he’s had a hole in his intestine that’s been slowly opening up, spilling his guts into his stomach. While his intestine leaked into his stomach, he managed to grab the UFC heavyweight belt from Randy Couture in an exhibition of rawesomeness. I’m not sure if I mentioned this, but his intestine was leaking into his friggin stomach. Lesnar’s camp later admitted that Brock was only operating at 60% of his primal, beast-like capacity.
Now Lesnar’s ‘Brutal Viking’ gauge is operating at 100% efficiency since his diverticulitis diagnosis nearly two years ago. When it comes to two guys that could punch a hole through the space-time continuum, it’s best just to sit back, drink you chai tea and enjoy the show at UFC 141. Check out this Heyman Hustle interview of Brock Lesnar talking about his upcoming fight with Overeem.
