There just is not enough letters in the English language to formulate the amount of words to tell you how much I appreciate this video. Dolemite is the end result of everything you wished you could have achieved in your life but were too afraid to pursue. Dude gets out of prison, has a car full of chicks that pick him up, shoots people on the side of the road, goes back to his harem of kung-fu fighting prostitutes led by a chick named Queen Bee and to top it off, dude drops kicks two undercover cops and casually wipes cocaine off his pants. All of that may seem like a hurricane of nonsense to you…and if it does, it’s just proof that you have a lot to learn in life. Please, before you die you must watch Dolemite in its entirety. The feeling you get will be synonymous to Jacques Cousteau exploring the depths of the ocean for the first time…except the ocean is filled with tricks and judo practicing pimps. Dolemite defines what it means to win at life. Check out the Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Rogers version by Wotan1105. Sheer rawesomeness.
