What did the flying egg say to the foot? Nothing. It does not have a functional mouth and ears, so it’s impossible for it to speak any language. That may come as a shocker to some of you that have never engaged in a high school anatomy class, but eggs simply are unable to communicate. They just parade throughout the day, constantly rolling around — without looking at the bigger picture. Eggs have no concept of time or spatial reality. They don’t even have brains. The greatest thing an egg can do is to be launched across a room with the intention of being slammed into Anthony Pettis’ foot.
Look, we know you’re bored. That’s why we’re publishing this video of Pettis high kicking an egg into oblivion on MiddleEasy. There’s no back story to this. Stop worrying about the deeper existential meaning. Sometimes you just need to see an egg explode on impact from a foot, and today is one of those days.