BJ Penn eats lunch with the one and only Renato Laranja

If BJ Penn is the mold for all human beings, the rest of humanity is behind the curve by a few decades. They don’t call the Penn the Prodigy because he’s a fan of Mobb Deep. Perhaps he is a fan of Mobb Deep, we’re not entirely sure. There’s a lot of things about BJ Penn that we don’t know. Two years ago we discovered that BJ Penn trained with Aquaman and spliced some of his DNA into his own to be able to hop out of pools without using his hands. From that day, the question of whether BJ Penn trains was laid to rest (but whether or not his genetic code has been modified is still up for debate). Later that year, it was revealed at Professor Xavier’s Institute for Higher Learning that BJ Penn graduated with the ability to put his leg around his neck without using his hands. Professor X expects BJ Penn to be able to remove his torso and replace it with a box of Frosted Flakes at some point in 2012, but in the meantime, check out this video of Penn kicking it with the one and only Renato Laranja from

Published on August 23, 2011 at 3:20 am
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