Now that AMC has decided to take this season’s The Walking Dead into some obscure French avant-garde realm, it’s only proper that we break down the show’s highly-predictable formula and spoil the tonight’s episode for you. Don’t worry, you can actually apply this to every episode this season, since people simply love watching television that is filled with a lot of inactivity. But hey, it’s a hipster zombie show — I mean these guys are so cool that they don’t even say the word ‘zombie’ at any point. If you don’t understand it, screw you.
Oh, spoiler alert.