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Here's your violently brutal Australian TKO of the day

Here's your violently brutal Australian TKO of the day

Nearly all the people that are reading this, don't know this very important fact about me. It's not an embarrassing or anything of that nature, I'm very open about this certain thing about me and my body and during elementary and middle school it was a hot topic for me to discuss.

My arms don't fully extent. Most people's arms form a 180 degree angle, mine don't they stop at around a 155 degree angle. Both arms too, they both stop at nearly the same spot. I remember going to see a doctor about it when I was younger, I didn't have insurance and getting it fixed would've cost a few thousand dollars too many. It doesn't hinder me in my everyday life, sure, it'd be nice to reach the top shelf without having to stand on my tippy toes but I can deal with it.

Unfortunately for me this means my jab and straight right have even less of a reach then they should. Basically I'm Sean Sherk. So I will never be able to have a devastating KO with a straight right like this and it makes me sad.

Gary LaPlante

Gary LaPlante cares about a hand full of things, his best friend/his cat Tardy, stage diving and tending to the need of all the pretty ladies that frequent his front door. With Gary’s free time he slam dances, eats a horrible food that would kill any man that had a glass stomach and being a huge nerd. If you’d like to join Gary is going front to back, side to side in the pit or if you’d just like to exchange pictures of cats, please contact him.

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+2 # Freakintony 2014-03-24 14:32
Where's the "brutal violent" part?
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