Menu

So you want to watch Anderson Silva sing some R&B? Well, OK...

So you want to watch Anderson Silva sing some R&B? Well, OK...

Here's your Brazilian cultural lesson for today: If you call someone a 'Mamma's Boy', you better back it up by dancing around for the next ten minutes. That's the only way your insult can fully be realized. In Brazil, all personal and family insults are accompanied with a dance number. That's how Carnival gets started every year -- two dudes slinging 'Yo Mamma' jokes until eventually an entire parade barrels through the town complete with chicks rocking peacock feathers and large golden hats. All of that is derived from a Demian Maia joke that I didn't explain in the beginning of the paragraph. I tried to fool your cognition with an incomplete thought, and it worked.

We're not sure what will transpire at UFC 168 when Anderson Silva clashes with Chris Weidman in an attempt to regain his belt, but if he's unsuccessful he definitely has a career lip syncing old R&B hits. Take that act to Vegas, Anderson.

Zeus @MiddleEasy

Zeus is represented by Galactus in his avatar image because he has an immature obsession with Marvel when they went all sci-fi back in the mid 80s. I'm the creator of MiddleEasy and Nickelodeon's The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Just kidding about the Nickelodeon stuff, but that would be really cool.

Twitter: @MiddleEasy

Email This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

Nate Diaz claims he’ll step up to fight Conor McGregor and save UFC 189

The news cycle in the 209 runs at a 24 hour clip. Nate Diaz, local anchorman, will break news whenever he damn well pleases. While the world and most UFC...

06-24-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Beef Alert: Bec Rawlings wants to eat Joanne Calderwood’s soul and have her cry in her hometown

Eating souls is an underrated aspect of mixed martial arts training. Before her fight with Joanne Calderwood, Bec Rawlings is calling out her Mortal Kombat finisher a couple weeks in...

06-26-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Don't worry fans of handsome men; Luke Rockhold says title fight with Chris Weidman is still on

Even though Chris Weidman's next title fight won't be in the state of New York, his next title fight in the UFC will probably be versus someone who used to...

07-01-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Joe Lauzon teaches us how to do a real powerbomb in an actual MMA fight

Wait a minute? Is that Joe Lauzon's music!?! The king of the UFC's bonus system returns to the cage next month to take on Takanori Gomi but before that fight...

06-25-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Video: In his first match since WrestleMania, Brock Lesnar destroyed Kofi Kingston via Suplex City

This morning in Tokyo, Japan Brock Lesnar celebrated July 4th by attempting to murder the New Day’s Kofi Kingston via suplex. In his first official in-ring action since dropping the...

07-04-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Like Sea Level Cain, can anyone stop Good Home Life Tito?

Tito Ortiz is 2-0 since his home life became good. This much we know. He's become born again under the Bellator lights, defeating Stephan Bonnar and then stopping Shlemenko easily....

06-21-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

Because America. The top ten Chuck Liddell knockouts of all-time ranked

We salute you Chuck Liddell. Chevy trucks, baseball, apple pie, and Chuck Liddell punching people in the head are all the most American things. Like watching an American bald eagle...

07-05-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

Beef Alert: Mark Hunt says he's going to punch Matt Mitrione's lips off his face

Maybe it was lost in New Zealand to United States English translation but for some reason Mark Hunt really doesn't like Matt Mitrione's tone. It's a three day weekend here...

07-03-2015 | Tommy Messano | No comments

How about a soccer kick Beach MMA knockout for Father's Day

The two fighters here will one day be fathers. They may already be fathers, in fact, which means their actions here will be scarring their children in the most traumatizing...

06-21-2015 | Jerry Merril | No comments

Log In or Sign Up

Registrations are OPEN this week.

Log in with Facebook

Forgot your password? / Forgot your username?