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So you want to watch Anderson Silva sing some R&B? Well, OK...

So you want to watch Anderson Silva sing some R&B? Well, OK...

Here's your Brazilian cultural lesson for today: If you call someone a 'Mamma's Boy', you better back it up by dancing around for the next ten minutes. That's the only way your insult can fully be realized. In Brazil, all personal and family insults are accompanied with a dance number. That's how Carnival gets started every year -- two dudes slinging 'Yo Mamma' jokes until eventually an entire parade barrels through the town complete with chicks rocking peacock feathers and large golden hats. All of that is derived from a Demian Maia joke that I didn't explain in the beginning of the paragraph. I tried to fool your cognition with an incomplete thought, and it worked.

We're not sure what will transpire at UFC 168 when Anderson Silva clashes with Chris Weidman in an attempt to regain his belt, but if he's unsuccessful he definitely has a career lip syncing old R&B hits. Take that act to Vegas, Anderson.

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+2 # AFrontKicktotheFace 2013-11-12 11:12
In before Sambro and fuckandersonsil va. "oh so gay", "Weidman rules" "hes done for"
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+10 # jt33 2013-11-12 14:51
anderson silva is the fucking man.. theres not another athlete let alone fighter who could do this..and make it look cool.

and i know exactly how the rematch is going to go... with the CHAMP taking his belt back.
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+2 # JayWood 2013-11-13 19:31
You said it best man :) i TOTALLY Agree!... I respect and admire this Andy so much. He embodies what a TRUE CHAMPION IS.
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0 # Ground and pound 101 2013-11-12 16:42
silva is hillarious!
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+2 # Sb7334 2013-11-13 02:12
Come on guys, is normal.
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-2 # Tommy Two Shoes 2013-11-13 09:52
I think Anderson should sing to Chris :zzz Weidman in his next fight. That should put him to sleep better than any punch combination or choke out so he could get back the belt without laying a hand on him.
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-3 # SST 2013-11-13 16:50
his singing sucks just like his chin. weidman is gonna destroy that fool.
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+1 # AFrontKicktotheFace 2013-11-13 18:50
Too original on your behalf...slow down so the rest of us can keep up.
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-3 # Marky 2013-11-13 22:53
Pretty sure that is not andserson silva. Look at his mouth it only matches up with the song "sometimes"
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