Check out Sh*t people tweeted @MiddleEasy during UFC 165

Written by Team ME

Last updated on September 23rd, 2013

Last night at UFC 165, we received several truck loads of tweets regarding the fights. In fact we received so many tweets that we could probably throw it all into one cargo container and pull off a heist in GTA V with all of them.

Before each UFC card we ask our followers to send us their greatest fight tweets and quite often you guys nail it. It was tough trying to discern a winner from the calamity that happened at UFC 165, but we did, and props to @PettyConcerns. If you were registered on MiddleEasy, then you would have received a nice +250 point bonus.

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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”>That was an old-fashioned beating by the swede,followed by a classic mugging by the judges <a href=”https://twitter.com/ufc”>@ufc</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC165&src=hash”>#UFC165</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/AlexTheMauler”>@alexthemauler</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/jonjones”>@jonjones</a>— Heisenberg (@mac_rube) <a href=”https://twitter.com/mac_rube/statuses/381639421692375040″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”>Gatoradegate? <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a>— Brent (@Brent_8706) <a href=”https://twitter.com/Brent_8706/statuses/381639145262546945″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”>Stitch put so much vaseline on Jones youd think he was about to do a porno <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC165&src=hash”>#UFC165</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a>— AWSMBILLFRMDAWSNVLLE (@crew_cameron) <a href=”https://twitter.com/crew_cameron/statuses/381638930644209664″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/JonnyBones”>@JonnyBones</a>'s shirt said 'Not Quite Human', I beg to differ…<a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC165&src=hash”>#UFC165</a>— Zack (@zack_ui) <a href=”https://twitter.com/zack_ui/statuses/381638641992232960″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> FIGHT OF THE YEAR VOTING IS CLOSED, MOTHERFUCKERS.— Jamie Tysseling (@Dudepuncher) <a href=”https://twitter.com/Dudepuncher/statuses/381638363880914945″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”>"Jon can take a shot" – We know Joe. He can take a lot. He left the car as proof. Too soon <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a>— Tristan. (@TJ_) <a href=”https://twitter.com/TJ_/statuses/381632803084836864″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”>.<a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> Buffer's head didn't explode. I'm suing for false advertising. <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC165&src=hash”>#UFC165</a>— Shit Joe Rogan Says (@ShitJRoganSays) <a href=”https://twitter.com/ShitJRoganSays/statuses/381630261047619585″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> I bet <a href=”https://twitter.com/JonnyBones”>@JonnyBones</a> farts when he crawls into the cage lol— Zack (@zack_ui) <a href=”https://twitter.com/zack_ui/statuses/381629941286060032″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”>Brendan Schaub just did more BJJ in 10 seconds than he did in his entire 20 minute Metamoris match. <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC165&src=hash”>#UFC165</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a>— Scott Davidson (@TheEveningRed) <a href=”https://twitter.com/TheEveningRed/statuses/381620498095800320″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”>Classic Bills-Giants matchup here. <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ufc165&src=hash”>#ufc165</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23nfl&src=hash”>#nfl</a>— Spencifer (@spencifer) <a href=”https://twitter.com/spencifer/statuses/381618245771358208″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/ZProphet_MMA”>@ZProphet_MMA</a> got a feeling Schaub might've tossed that belt in the dryer for a couple rounds to make it look seasoned— Tristan. (@TJ_) <a href=”https://twitter.com/TJ_/statuses/381618162237595649″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> Carmont wins by sneezing during each punch— LesbianAlBundy (@CrunchTheHuman) <a href=”https://twitter.com/CrunchTheHuman/statuses/381615897565093889″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”>.<a href=”https://twitter.com/sarahdalelio”>@sarahdalelio</a> I bet Costas has had his Fill of Poo jokes. <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23SeeWhatIDidThere&src=hash”>#SeeWhatIDidThere</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a>— Spilled Bag of Ice (@spilledbagofice) <a href=”https://twitter.com/spilledbagofice/statuses/381612221974863872″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”>Healy eating punches like they were pot cookies. <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/MMARoasted”>@MMARoasted</a>— Spencifer (@spencifer) <a href=”https://twitter.com/spencifer/statuses/381605963494457344″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> the 3rd round of Jury v Ricci fight was so boring that the IOC decided to kick wrestling out of Olympics all over again.— Joakim Kalantari (@JoakimKalantari) <a href=”https://twitter.com/JoakimKalantari/statuses/381597877728186368″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> There's something weird about how Ricci vs. Jury and Frye vs. Takiyama are the same sport.— Shane Carter (@PettyConcerns) <a href=”https://twitter.com/PettyConcerns/statuses/381597374205808640″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”>.<a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> Clements just straight up threw an "away + LK" Mortal Lombard sweep. <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC165&src=hash”>#UFC165</a>— Shit Joe Rogan Says (@ShitJRoganSays) <a href=”https://twitter.com/ShitJRoganSays/statuses/381576629493182464″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”>MMA referees are like seatbelts, they kill more people than they save. <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC165&src=hash”>#UFC165</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a>— Nick (@Dudecallednick) <a href=”https://twitter.com/Dudecallednick/statuses/381572800755941376″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”>If Gagnon submits Kimura with a kimura, I think the new <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> message boards might break. <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC165&src=hash”>#UFC165</a>— Shit Joe Rogan Says (@ShitJRoganSays) <a href=”https://twitter.com/ShitJRoganSays/statuses/381570362062172161″>September 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> little known fact…john makdessi used to be a teacher but he was fired…he couldn control his pupils— barry reynolds (@burgerreynolds) <a href=”https://twitter.com/burgerreynolds/statuses/381564282351009792″>September 21, 2013</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”>Guelmino's corner: *unintelligible blabber*
Omelmcdonald's corner; *unintelligible blabber* <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC165&src=hash”>#UFC165</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a>— Heisenberg (@mac_rube) <a href=”https://twitter.com/mac_rube/statuses/381545078285537280″>September 21, 2013</a></blockquote>
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