Things you never do in life. Don’t test your new killer haikus versus the Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City. Don’t try to slip one by Tony Starks on the fishscale. And whatever you do never try call out Ghostface Killah at a Wu-Tang Clan concert while wearing a throwback Colorado Rockies hat.
These scenarios will never end well for you. Ghostface Killah is that dude and don’t test the universe’s atmospheric pull. Exhibit C (note) from a recent Wu-Tang show in Texas.
Ghostdini halted the show to talk smack to a heckler that came to a Wu-Tang Clan organized event just to give The God a hard time. Fans circle around to defend the holy name of Starkey Love. The Larry Walker fan doesn’t stop talking at GFK and the results are not pretty at all. Security intervene before a few fans swarm over bad fan number 36.
Punches are thrown, a few pushes, and the memory of the 2002 Colorado Rockies is soiled thanks to one anti-Wu-Tang Clan fan. The Walley champ is here and his crew runs deep. Don’t be the angry fan that tests that.