If you snooze you lose, but if you don’t snooze then you’ll have insomnia and poor health. Either lose or suffer from poor health. There are absolutely no other alternatives. Snooze or die, and then snooze forever. Basically it’s impossible to truly win, you can only not lose. That’s life for you, folks. Sorry to get so unnecessarily deep this early in the morning — I know you’re tired, which is just more evidence that you should have snoozed.
We can guarantee you watching Jones vs. Gustafsson live did not make any of you snooze. It was the moment when the entire MMA world thought he champion would be dethroned by a dude from Sweden, only to find out that in the end, Jones’ swager levels were just a little higher than Alexander. You’ve seen the fight before, but we can 100% guarantee you that you’ve never seen it from this angle.