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WTF Moment of the Day: Vitor Belfort wants Chris Weidman to have EXTRA drug tests!

WTF Moment of the Day: Vitor Belfort wants Chris Weidman to have EXTRA drug tests!

Unlike most of your lame jokes, Jesus is not the name of the maintenance man in my apartment complex. His name is Miguel — and he makes lewd jokes about rape vans all the time. When people address me at events, it’s usually ‘Hey, Zeus’ — which of course sounds like the Spanish pronunciation for Jesus. I never assume my name is being called — just that people love spontaneously speaking in tongues in my presence.

Here’s a drinking game the next time Vitor Belfort does a post-fight interview: Take a drink for every time Belfort says ‘God’ or ‘Jesus.’ All of you guys would be hospitalized by the end of the night. Let’s add a new rule to that game; when Vitor Belfort mentions to MMAFighting.com that his opponents take extra drug tests, spin around in a circle and take a keg stand.

“I don’t believe (Weidman is on steroids), but people give too much importance to the treatment I religiously do with medical support,” Belfort told MMAFighting.com. “And to make it fair, my opponent should also be tested with blood exams throughout his camp.”

This Belfort — the dude can’t go through one quote without mentioning something about religion or Jesus. Seriously, God better recognize that Vitor is basically his biggest fan and give him an autograph.

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