Chris Weidman’s son is wearing a Donatello Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles helmet, therefore Chris Weidman’s son is awesome. In the 1990 TMNT movie Raphael suffered a brutal beat down at the hands of the Foot Clan. All of us cried a little when a 55 on 1 attack happened, kind of like when Weidman’s son cried when his dad boarded a plane to Las Vegas.
Undefeated and with two wins over Anderson “The Middleweight GOAT” under his belt, Weidman will most likely pummel a TRT-less Vitor Belfort into submission at UFC 187. Kids have a sixth sense and all of Weidman’s offspring know that their dad may take Belfort’s soul on Saturday night. Master Splinter never taught the Turtles the art of soul taking. New York style thin crust pizza topped with the souls of your fallen foes truly is the darkest TMNT timeline.
— MMA History Today (@MMAHistoryToday) May 20, 2015