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The top 12 wackiest, weirdest items you can buy right now in the UFC store

The top 12 wackiest, weirdest items you can buy right now in the UFC store

The UFC store has become something of a sanctuary for old UFC ‘relics’. If you’re after anything with a glitzing UFC logo; Dana White has you covered.

We decided to take a look at the UFC store and try and find some bargains. We’re proud to bring a compilation of our findings. Take a gander at the greatest the UFC store has to offer.

UFC 1 = Yes, the UFC are selling a nearly 4 year old game for $59.99. For reference you could easily pick up a copy for around $9.99 in GameStop.

UFC greeting cards = Whoever even contemplates buying these deserve a Stockton Slap.

Dana cutout = If you’ve ever watched I Am Legend you’ll be aware of the scene where Will Smith starts talking to the mannequins due to his isolation. I imagine some weirdo has a house full of Dana’s that he talks to.

$99.99 for a shoddy nylon bag; the greatest steal of the century. It’s almost gone so get ordering quickly.

UFC Socks = I’m against all forms of bullying but if you’re going to wear UFC socks you deserve to be bullied. Neuff said.

UFC Clock = A tacky item yet one with potential. If it was going for around $10 it may look perfect in a sports bar/man-cave setting.

$399.99 Necklace = It’s awesome to see the UFC appeal to the ‘bling crowd’ but this item should really be $50. I mean it’s essentially made of the same stuff cutlery is made from. It’s mind-boggling to see that it’s nearly sold out. What maniac has $399.99 to squander on UFC jewelry?

8 pack of cards = working out at 56 cents per card this is actually a decent find on the UFC store. I just don’t see the practicality in a UFC card.

 

The ‘Notorious’ Hot Dog brander = An infamous meme that’ll live forever in the hearts of MMA fans. I can’t believe they’ve kept it up this long.

I can’t even begin to describe this item, we’re best to take advice from the UFC store = ‘Celebrate your UFC fandom in this Chicken Monster sleepwear! There are certainly plenty of monsters in the UFC, and more than likely there are a few chickens here and there, but chicken monsters? This cosy and comfy 100% cotton sleepwear features distressed graphics and stitching and an unfinished hem with raglan-style sleeves so you can look great while you’re sleeping – just in case that’s important to you! ‘

iPhone 5 case = The iPhone is running iOS 6 so it’s nearly six years old. Sad to believe that six years later the UFC are still lumbered with a batch of old iPhone 5 cases. They’re not even referring to the back pattern as an octagon, it’s called dots.

Mens Reebok Pants = Reebok isn’t exactly a glamorous brand; it doesn’t scream luxury. So why are they selling such expensive Pants ? Give me Nike or Adidas any day.

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