Why is a rabbit the icon of Easter? Shouldn’t it be Baby Jesus instead? During Easter, little kids can chase Baby Jesus as it lays colorful eggs all across the backyard. We can eat chocolate effigies of Baby Jesus while painting eggs. If Baby Jesus could lay eggs, then he must be a reptile. That means the Florida Gators is the most holy school in the NCAA. If Baby Jesus were a reptile, Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could be his cousin.
Ah damn. It’s Leave The Office Early Day, not Easter. The Baby Jesus/Reptile analogy still applies, however. You should also leave work at 3pm and watch this video of Dan Miragliotta’s finer moments inside the Octagon.