This article would have come sooner if it weren’t for my bud Dave insisting to put on the Blu-Ray of ‘The Raid,’ and the synapses in my brain exploding ever since. The movie mimics a videogame so much that it’s pretty bizarre the videogame industry never released an actual game based on it. Seriously though, just writing that sentence took me 20 minutes. There’s always action that persists in the film so it’s impossible to get a steady focus on what I need to write for this article. I mean really all I want to say is Alexander Shlemenko called out Tito Ortiz to a fight, but since I have this really strange writing style, everyone expects me to fill this article with whimsical ideology. Point being, I’m probably the only person in MMA history to use the phrase ‘whimsical ideology.’
Now please, let me get back to watching the rest of The Raid and check out this video of Shlemenko offering to beat up Tito Ortiz.
