The American people can sleep well tonight because Fox News talking head Sean Hannity is now training mixed martial arts. Hannity wants to be well-rounded and so should you. Most likely inspired by President of the United States Barack Obama’s athletic and explosive policies, Hannity has made it his personal goal to be more fit than Uncle Sam.
With his hand wrapped in UFC Reebok gloves, Hannity goes to sleep at night dressed ready for battle just in case tonight is the night the land of the free and the home of the brave is invaded by land or by sea. An American hero like Sean Hannity could only be trained by a Hall of Famer in life and in the Octagon. Commissioned to train Hannity as a deadly weapon from some high ranking government official, Chuck Liddell taught the Fox news-man only two moves; sprawl and brawl.
Thank you for your service to the people of the United States of America Mr. Charles Liddell. Watch in amazement as Hannity and his own personal sensei (psssh you thought Hannity didn’t have his very own sensei?) trainswith Liddell in the ways of mixing your martial arts.