Breaking news coming over wire about new UFC featherweight champion Conor McGregor and a likely very large penis embedded onto him. It is possible that if you stare at any object long enough you could spot a penis or vagina just chilling in the background. Look at hat cloud formation floating in the sky? Whoa! Those swirls in the French toast you just made? Wow!
That very expensive, massive UFC banner Zuffa just put up to celebrate champion Conor McGregor? Wait, for it. Look a little longer and it’s there. The old Brock Lesnar special plastered right on the body of McGregor in that new UFC ad campaign!
Reebok probably had something to do with this banner. Male and female genitals are out there, you just have to know where to look like; like on UFC posters.
— ZombieProphet (@ZProphet_MMA) December 18, 2015