This may be the worst fight ever. Kimbo sucks. Dada sucks. But who sucked less at Bellator 149? Kimbo Slice versus Dada 5000 was the burning trash can fire sitting in your backyard that you didn’t have the heart to put out. You know you should get up and walk away but you just couldn’t stop staring into the light. The crown of Miami street king was decided in Houston, Texas because of Bellator reasons.
In a real life Florida backyard brawl confided to a Bellator cage the only result possible is pure anarchy.So instead of wild winged punches Kimbo took Dada down with a wrestling double leg 15 seconds into the fight. Bellator got the grappling chess match on the ground between Kimbo and Dada the world has waited for!
And after only three minutes of action Kimbo was gassed as hell and out on his feet. If Dada had any form of killer instinct, striking ability, or MMA strategy Kimbo would have been a dead man walking.
Round two saw both men just flop to the floor mostly because they were tired. At one point it looked like both Kimbo and Dada had their eyes closed during a “grappling” exchange. Spike TV loves it when fighters cuddle up for a nap in the center of the cage.
In the third round Kimbo did it! And when we say he did it, Kimbo outlasted the utter garbage that was Dada’s fighting skills. Kimbo Slice moved out of the way and Dada 5000 fell down on his face; that Ric Flair striking defense was enough for the TKO to be called. LOl MMA.
Dada $5 just pulled a Ric Flair delayed knockdown, @FrontRowBrian pic.twitter.com/ldsXEOGLnO
— #Dizz © (@TalkMMA) February 20, 2016
@BloodyElbow #Bellator149 #gassedout #readyforanap #nocardio #dada5000 pic.twitter.com/YTMRyoW2vh
— Short N Stakked (@mariselaromero6) February 20, 2016
