If you’re a dummy, Nate Diaz is going to kick you. He’s going to kick your stupid dummy face before you get struck by lightning and somehow become a real dummy, with real dummy feeling and dummy emotions. And while he kicks you in your dummy head, he’ll film it with the phone held the wrong way. This Nate Diaz. If you’re a Diaz brother, it doesn’t matter how you hold a phone, because you’re a ****ing G.And G’s kick dummies.
Michael Johnson is not a dummy, and he likely won’t be kicked in the head by Nate Diaz, but the through-line here is that Nate Diaz will probably call Michael Johnson something along the lines of “dummy” when they fight at UFC on FOX this Saturday.
That’s what’s up.