Wow, this is probably the most press Kimo received since he was caught with meth a few months ago. So Kimo is still alive. Apparently his publicist called him up earlier today to tell him he was dead. When he picked up the phone, the publicist realized that the entire internet was wrong. Kimo will now have a press conference tomorrow to confirm that he is in fact alive and doing something besides getting submitted by Gracie.
Got to love the internet. [Source]