If only there was a heavyweight who could get under the skin of Jon Jones like Israel Adesanya.
Need the voice talents and soul of Style Bender to inhabit the 265 pound body of Francis Ngannou. Come on Francis, call out Jon Jones and get yourself some fans.
Instead of heavyweights or even 205 pound human beings catching the attention of Bones Jones, it’s UFC 243 fight week and Israel Adesanya is occupying The GOAT’s head space.
A very MMA thing to do. Here’s a fight that won’t and likely never will happen, but now every MMA fan really wants to see it. Sure, Adesanya has a middleweight title fight on Saturday night, but what if he fought the best light heavyweight ever?
.@stylebender Keep convincing yourself that one day you’ll be ready to face a boss like me. I’ll keep convincing myself that when that day comes, I will make you my absolute bitch.
— BONY (@JonnyBones) October 2, 2019
“Israel Adesanya, keep convincing yourself that one day you’ll be ready to face a boss like me. I’ll keep convincing myself that when that day comes, I will make you my absolute b—ch.”
I can see you’re starting to sip your own Kool-Aid, I know how it feels, I’ve been there before. Only I was around 23. Just don’t become delusional kid, fuck with a beast like me and I will expose you.
— BONY (@JonnyBones) October 2, 2019
“I can see you’re starting to sip your own Kool-Aid, I know how it feels, I’ve been there before. Only I was around 23. Just don’t become delusional kid, f–k with a beast like me and I will expose you.”
You said you saw me fight in person against Thiago and I didn’t look the same. I also got to see you fight KG, didn’t need to be in person. You were almost knocked out on more than one occasion
— BONY (@JonnyBones) October 2, 2019
“You said you saw me fight in person against Thiago and I didn’t look the same. I also got to see you fight KG, didn’t need to be in person. You were almost knocked out on more than one occasion.”
Thiago couldn’t even touch my face and he grew up kickboxing. You only got to see my striking that night and now you’re convinced you’ll beat me? Let me see you in a wrestling match or a jujitsu tournament, you probably wouldn’t even place.
— BONY (@JonnyBones) October 2, 2019
“Thiago couldn’t even touch my face and he grew up kickboxing. You only got to see my striking that night and now you’re convinced you’ll beat me? Let me see you in a wrestling match or a jiu-jitsu tournament, you probably wouldn’t even place.”
MMA fandom, we want what we cannot have.
