In a different timeline Jon Jones and Colby Covington are still partying together.
Just two, out of shape, 30 something dude bros talking about the good old days. Jones and Covington would definitely be the type of friends to pound down some White Claw Hard Seltzer and talk about tossing a football over a mountain.
What if Jon Jones and Colby Covington were a couple of “could have beens”. According to this picture stolen from the sands of time, Jon and Colby were once friends. Or roommates who tolerated one another.
This is a MMA Yearbook photo for the ages. It was before Bones Jones pretended to be super Christian. This was before Colby watched a single far right YouTube video. That’s all it took.
Two of the greatest trolls the MMA world has ever seen, were once just some early 20 somethings drinking PBR. Who’s heading over to the Jones and Covington kick back? Will there be beer pong?
What is the most likely girl to guy ratio at a mid-2000s Jon and Colby house party? If you have to ask, you already know the answer. Feels like the type of gathering where guys in their mid-30s show up to hit on the recently turned 21-year-old females.
There will be no snacks and the iPod playlist will be filled with questionable choices. It will lean heavy on the Ying Yang Twins and not in a good or ironic way.
The type of party where both Jon Jones and Colby Covington end up throwing up before 10Pm; as guests file out a very open front door. What could have been, if Jon and Colby remained BFFs.
H/T to @MMA_UFC_BANTER for the find