If I were to say that one thing was impossible, I’d say that somehow forgetting about Conor McGregor would be impossible. But then, like a parent who leaves a child in a carseat on top of the car as they are pulling out of the Toys R’ Us parking lot after buying the kid some new toys, we’ve all forgotten about Conor McGregor vs. Dustin Poirier and their exchange of words/looks yesterday. Crazy, right?
What can we do to make it up to you, Conor? Should we buy you something nice and new? We just bought you a Duplo set, you are not old enough for Legos, Conor. I’m sorry, you’ll choke. You’ll choke!
Okay, that was kind of weird. Anyway.
Here’s the stuff that we were originally looking forward to from yesterday’s media day before Dave Sholler was brutally thrown through a cardboard promotional banner and a shoe was dislodged from Cormier’s foot.