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If you’re a female martial artist, Dollamur Mats wants to pay you for being awesome

If you’re a female martial artist, Dollamur Mats wants to pay you for being awesome

So you’re extraordinarily talented and want to get paid for it? Don’t worry, I understand your pain. Trapped in our solitude of awesomeness can be disconcerting for some. In fact, it’s hard being superhumanly good at things like online shooters and sinking fade-away jumpers with balls of crumbled-up paper. Both of those are quantifiable talents, and I’ll challenge anyone who thinks they can take me on in a Halo Deathmatch to tell me differently. Our buds at Dollamur Mats wants to award people for such extraordinary talents, but unfortunately they’re only looking for female martial artist who are accustomed to slaying some serious competition in their profession. Guess that rules me out (along with 99% of my old college roommates).

Dollamur Mats is in the process of forming an all-female martial arts team, and if you’re good, they will constantly put money in your pocket. As of right now, jiu-jitsu prodigy Hillary Williams is the only member of the newly-formed team. Dollamur Mats is looking to nab two more females to complete their roster, and they’re offering monthly compensation, free products, free entry into the Dollamur Martial Arts Tour — along with a slew of perks that can’t possibly be conceived until you hop on board. Roxanne Modafferi, I know you’re reading this, so feel free to submit your information here — along with any other females that believe they have ‘amazing’ intertwined in their genetic code.

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