The “Just Bleed” UFC super fan is so stoked right now. Guy, this is your time to shine but don’t forget that Lauren Murphy and Kelly Faszholz put on a kick ass performance at UFC Fight Night Pittsburgh. Murphy and Faszholz kicked so much ass that they became the first female bantamweights other than Ronda Rousey to earn “Fight of the Night” honors.
New UFC bonus rule: if you punch your opponent so hard in the face that blood splatters all over the camera lens, you automatically earn some kind “of the night” bonus. Look deep into splatter of blood and you can decode a message. Is that blood droplet shaped like the face of a holy Fight God? MMA Jesus is that you?
Does that drop of blood say that Gracie vs. Shamrock III was fixed?
No, wait the message is clear after you look into the drop of blood fixed on the UFC’s camera lens for more than 60 seconds without blinking and it reads “Be sure to buy your Reebok UFC Fight Kits!” Reebok Fight Kits? A crummy commercial?
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