You guys remember Luke Cummo. The TUFer on season two that was picked last but still fought his way to a UFC contract. The guy even got Fight of the Night honors against Jonathan Goulet at UFC Ultimate Fight Night 5 back in 2006. He was also one of the first UFC fighters to maintain a vegan diet while still performing relatively well. Alright, he has a record of 6-6 — but it’s still six more professional MMA victories than you will ever accumulate in your life.
Luke Cummo is also a strong believer in drinking one’s urine to replenish vitamins and minerals lost in the body. Yet, even that isn’t as shocking as his new Indigogo project to create ‘Master Lukey’s United Stated National Gym of MMA Sparring Nationwide Championship(s).‘ He’s even made a brief and incoherent video describing his new combat sports revelation.
Wait, he’s even manifested what appears to be a certificate calling out Joe Rogan to a have a ‘conflict resolution in the safest way possible.’
Still want more Luke Cummo? Damn, you guys are masochists for mental confusion. Well then I present to you Luke Cummo’s most recent YouTube video in which he claims he’s the ‘best student in the history of the greatest scientists.’