Many of us MMA dorks are pretty confident that Ronda Rousey would rip pound-for-pound boxing king Floyd Mayweather to pieces in a fight.
That’s pretty rich, considering that there was a solid week where every hack boxing/MMA writer on TV and the Internet was trying to legitimately analyze and predict that weird fantasy fight.
In short, we don’t believe you, Floyd.
Actually, wait. Maybe we do. After all, you’re so rich that you don’t even tie your own shoes, so maybe you just don’t pay attention to MMA or current events in sports.
In that case, Dear God, sir. Read a newspaper. She’s only the biggest star in the UFC.
(Do newspapers still exist?)