Fedor Emelianenko will be in California on October 16th to promote EA Sports MMA

500 years from now future archeologists are going to unearth Fedor’s sweater-of-power fully intact with the words ‘One sweater to rule them all, one sweater to find them, one sweater to bring them all and in the darkness bind them’ inscribed in some elvish language. When these archeologists wear the sweater, they will immediately disappear and will be able to see the eye of Sauron hanging off the outdoor sign of a McDonald’s billboard — not necessarily in that order. The world witnessed the sweater at the Affliction II press conference at the beginning of 2009. Just like how Green Lantern equips his ring of power before making something ridiculous like — a giant, green fist, Fedor has his sweater and hopefully when he comes to Los Angeles on October 16th to promote EA Sports MMA, we will all get to witness it hovering above American soil.

Fedor Emelianenko will be in California for roughly a week and he has scheduled opportunities for his fans to be in his proximity throughout the week. You can learn how to throw a overhand right from The Last Emperor via atmospheric osmosis.

Once more details surface, I’ll let all of you West-Coasters know when and where you can catch a glimpse of Fedor Emelianenko amongst all the palm trees and medical marijuana dispensaries that cover the Southern California area.

Published on October 4, 2010 at 6:25 pm
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