Ronda Rousey recently stated that she wanted to have 57 of Fedor’s babies, which has to set a record for the amount of children one female can have. Imagine the anger that would overcome Dana White when Rousey announced she would be out for the rest of her career as her body served as a sperm bank processing center for Fedor Emelianenko. Those kids could unite, form a Justice League of America, and end terrorism in a weekend. There would be no need for military or police. Earth would be protected by the bloodlines of Ronda Rousey and Fedor Emelianenko, and they will be remembered forever in history. In the distant future statues would be made of Fedor and Rousey, surrounded by their 57 children, all of which would have capes and the remnants of arms they’ve collected in their lifetime.
It may be 2014, but judging by this video Fedor is still training MMA — for his UFC debut against Brock Lesnar. Actually that last statement may not be true since I just created it as I was writing. In fact, that statement is in all likelihood not true, but it’s damn wishful thinking.